Jugo de Tomate Frio

Basically, if you want women to respect you, you had better shoot up some V8 - quick smart. Also gives you a fantastic singing voice and the ability to be like an assassin or a demi-god.

A friend in Barcelona used to sing this at drunken singalongs and it makes me happy to remember. Plus - the fan video is awesome.

Soft and Fuzzy

Ella Bache - she's a real peach!

I'm currently eating a large, fairly typical peach.


On food shows, I  have heard people exclaim with juice running down their chins that the rustic peach they are eating is 'just like a real peach, like they used to be'.


Sometimes I think I have never tasted a real peach and have no idea what a peach is meant to taste like.